"You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them." - Desmond Tutu
"May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give you a husband and a home and gracious concord, for there is nothing greater and better than this -when a husband and wife keep a household in oneness of mind, a great woe to their enemies and joy to their friends, and win high renown." - Homer, The Odyssey
"Marge, quick, how many kids do we have? No time, I'll just estimate. Nine!" - Homer (..Simpson).